Archive for August, 2008

Recall Recall

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

The recall is by far the most stupid and moronic device ever foisted upon an unsuspecting populace by so-called reformers.  What the recall does is makes a politician afraid to do anything for fear of being recalled.

Take, for example, Councillors David Patrick and Eric Gomez in Tulsa.  What was their crime?  Not trying to kill a housing development that they could not kill because the zoning was already in place.  Since this housing development is for the homeless and the mentally disabled, the selfish neighborhoods have vowed to vanquish it, even though there is no legal way to do so, or at least to vanquish their representatives for allowing it to happen even though there was nothing they could do to stop it.  So, they are throwing a big hissy fit, and trying to recall.

The long-term effects of recalls are chilling, indeed, as it allows a mob to run roughshod over the government.  We need to recall the recall.  If you don’t like what your elected official is doing, don’t re-elect them.  Simple as that.  These temper tantrum recalls are counterproductive and destructive.

New Olympic Sports

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

As you know, both baseball and softball are being dropped from the Olympics.  The reason?  Total dominance by one country.  Until this Olympics, Cuba had won pretty much every baseball gold, and the U.S. had won every softball.  This dominance made the sports boring, so they were dumped.

 So, here are some of my suggestions for possible replacements.

–Dwarf Tossing

–American Gladiator (throw in all the AG sports.  Wouldn’t it be cool to see the athletes race around the stadium in those giant hamster balls?)

– Bungee jumping

–NASCAR

– Ballroom Dancing (It’s not that far fetched.  Both synchronized swimming {ballroom dancing in swimsuits} and rhythmic gymnastics {dancing while throwing things} are actual events!)

– Cow Chip Tossing (like a discus, only organic)

– Golf (Tiger has already won everything; he needs something new!)

The Olympian

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Michael Schrader finished in the Top 10 in the Olympic Decathlon.  Way to go me!

Blame It On Nowata

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

It turns out, I didn’t puncture my radiator on a big rock in Osage County after all.  No, my radiator was a victim of the bad roads of Nowata County.  You see, my Dodge Neon is a low profile, so at those bad spots that I can cleanly traverse in the Expedition I scrape bottom in my Dodge.  Well, four years of scraping bottom has taken its toll…by bending things.  The housing to the fan, over time, has been bent by the constant bottoming out, a little bit at a time.  Over time, lots of little bits become one very big bit, big enough to cause the fan blades to hit the radiator.  Of course, if the fan blades hit the radiator enough times, they will crack and eventually break off.  That is what happened — the fan blades broke off and embedded themselves into to radiator, causing quite a bit of a hole.

I estimate that I have spent thousands of dollars the past four years in auto repairs caused by Nowata County’s bad roads.  You know you have been a frequent customer when your tire dealer knows you by name!

What Damage a Rock Can Bring!

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Well, the mechanic finally got a chance to look at my beloved Dodge, and it isn’t pretty.  I poked a hole in the radiator, so that has to be replaced.  I also damaged the fan and fan blades, so that has to be replaced as well.  And the serpentine belt is in bad shape, so that needs to be replaced, too.  Throw that all in with the towing fees, and it looks like I will be out close to a grand.  Oops!

If It Ain’t One Thing, It’s Another

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Monday, I took the plunge and plunked down a wad of dollars to get a tie rod in the Dodge replaced.  I figured it was better to get it replaced now, then wait until the old one broke and caused some serious problems (like my wheel turning sideways).  So, I thought I was done with costly repairs for the month.   Not so fast!

Yesterday, driving in the Osage Hills, I heard a noise, and noticed that the Dodge was leaking antifreeze.  I filled the radiator back up, and hoped that I could nurse the car the five miles into Bartlesville.  But it wasn’t to be!  It was leaking so fast that I barely travelled two miles when the needle zoomed to H.  Not wanting to burn up the engine, I turned it off.  Luckily, I was on top of the hill on CR 3102, so I coasted down the hill (without power steering or brakes) to a junction where I knew there was room for me to leave the car.  I was lucky in two ways, actually. First, that I was at that hill, because there is no other place on CR 3102 that one can safely leave a car.  Second, that my wife was with me looking at houses, and that she had met me out there, so I wasn’t stranded in the middle of nowhere without a way home.  It could have been worse! 

Just Where Should You Put A Jail?

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

If you haven’t been following the melodrama surrounding the Washington County jail, here is a brief synopsis–

Washington County’s jail is overcrowded, and they have to build a new one.  If they don’t they will be fined $10000 a day by the state.  The county wants to build the new jail in the center of Bartlesville on the west side of the railroad tracks on the south side of Adams Blvd, on a site adjacent to Dunlap Construction, which is owned by Mike Dunlap, one of the Washington County Commissioners.  The problem with the site is that it is not zoned for a jail facility.  It’s also in the only predominantly minority neighborhood in town.  The planning commission refused to rezone it, so the county appealed to the city.  In a 3-2 decision, the City Council also refused to allow the rezoning.

Now the finger pointing begins.  The county blames the city for its malfeasance in letting the situation go on as long as it has before trying to remedy it.  The neighborhood is playing the race card, accusing the county of racism by selecting the only minority neighborhood to place the jail.  The people in the city don’t want the jail in the city but outside in the country.  Question– where in the country should the jail go?

People tend to forget that Washington County is only ten miles across.  There isn’t a whole lot of places in the county that are remote enough where it wouldn’t impact someone.  I can think of two — in the Caney River floodplain along U.S. 75, or the industrial area east of Dewey.  The jail could be stuck along the state line with Kansas, because the only people impacted would be Kansans, and they, after all, are Kansans, so who cares!  It could be stuck on 4100 Rd (aka 186th St N) on the Tulsa County line, because we don’t much like Tulsa, either.  But why should the country people be penalized?  They don’t like criminals any more than the city people do.

The problem with NIMBYs (Not In My Backyard!) is that they have a lot of ideas what you can’t do, but very few of what you can.

Lower the drinking age?

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

100 or so college presidents want to lower the drinking age from 21 to 18 to combat the binge drinking problem.  You see, when something is illegal, a person tends to binge on in, because they don’t know when the next time they will get it is.  If they know that they can get it anytime they want it, they won’t binge.

I know that sounds like a load of hooey, but in my personal experience, that is true.  I did all my heavy drinking (i.e. getting intoxicated) before I turned 21.  After I turned 21, I could get a beer anytime I wanted it, so I didn’t feel the urgency to drink too many because I didn’t know when the next time I would get it.

As a Libertarian, I am against puritanical laws that try to regulate morality (such as drinking, etc.).  On the other hand, are 18 year olds mature enough to handle alcohol and know when to say when?  While I can see the presidents’ point of view, the idea of giving seniors in high school access to alcohol is very disturbing.

Shock and Awe

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

My daughter and I needed to kill an hour yesterday afternoon, so we decided to go to the library.  At 345 PM, the Bartlesville Library is a happening place, as the middle school kids swarm the public access computers to do whatever it is that middle school kids do on the computer.  My daughter sat down next to a classmate at a table to wait for an open computer, and I joked with her that I would kick a middle schooler off to free up one….but I didn’t have to….

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw some very hard core porn on one of the computers.  My daughter, and her classmate, saw it too.

“Did you see that?!”

“Yes,” was the embarrassed acknowledgement.

“What should I do about it?”

“Tell the librarian!” my daughter suggested.

(LIBRARIAN)  “May I help you?”

(ME)  “Aren’t these computers supposed to have a filter?”

“Yes, they are.  Why do you ask?”

“I don’t think they are working.  There is hard-core porn on one of them.”

“Which one?”

I point to the offending computer.  The librarian walks over there.  There is a middle school boy, probably in the seventh grade, using it.  By this time, he is aware that I am onto what he is doing, and he pulls up another page.  I watch the librarian close that innocent page, to reveal a very hard core video that fills up the entire screen.  At the table next to my daughter are two middle school girls; their jaws drop as they stare at the screen.  The librarian closes the screen, and the boys rushes out of the library, head down.

(ME TO LIBRARIAN)  “Thanks for taking care of that.  How did that happen?”

(LIBRARIAN) “I don’t know.  Sometimes these kids can beat the filter.  I’ve written down the name of the site to filter it.  I was going to call his parents, but he ran out before I could get his name!”

I walked back over to my daughter.

“Well, you have a computer available now!”

Be Concerned About Georgia

Friday, August 15th, 2008

If you don’t care about international events, now is the time to start caring.  The Russian invasion of Georgia is very very bad, like throwing fuel on a smoldering fire.  Several decades ago, there as a book that discussed possible causes for WW III, and one of those was Georgia and the oil and gas pipeline from the Caspian Sea.  On top of Georgia, throw in the Russian threat to nuke Poland if we put missiles there, and we are at a crisis unparallel since the Cuban Missile Crisis.  When it comes to their pride, the Russians are not exactly known for swallowing it and exercisng restraint (can you say World War I and World War II?).  If you believe in God, now is a time to pray that cooler heads prevail…..