“The Fine Print”, by Michael Schrader

 

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

 

 

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends!  Yes, come one, come all, to the annual fundamentalist Protestant Republican book-banning convention, better known as the annual meeting of the Texas State Board of Education, the fifteen folks who decide what our children are taught.

 

For those familiar with the proceedings of the Texas State Board of Education, its mission is simple -- to indoctrinate our children in the evangelical, fundamentalist, Protestant Republican way of thinking about the world.  You don’t believe me?  Well, here are some examples of the close-minded bigots at work.  A textbook that referred to fossil fuels as being formed millions of years ago was edited to remove the offensive passage.  The offense?  Millions of years ago directly contradicts creationism, which states that the world was created by God at the snap of his fingers several thousand years ago, and that evolution is a God-less atheist fraud being foisted upon our unsuspecting good little boys and girls in order to lead them into a life of sin and decadence.  Of course, those with an ounce of intelligence know that Genesis is Hebrew mythology and, incredibly, is a description of evolution (lower life forms first, ending with man) made thousands of years before anyone even knew what evolution was.  (If that does not convince the atheists that there is indeed a God, I don’t know what will, as I refuse to say that it is just a mere coincidence; surely, there must have been some divine inspiration to make the early Hebrews write a mythology of the creation of man that science would prove thousands of years later in evolution.)  The problem with the creationist sect is that they have taken the greatest treatise on morality ever written and twisted it to be the only treatise ever written, to the exclusion of everything else.  Let me say it once again -- the Bible is a book, written by MEN (I can’t envision God with a big Bic pen and a big writing tablet), and provides a general guideline on how to live a moral life.  It is not, nor was it ever intended to be, a complete and accurate history of mankind.

 

The fun doesn’t stop with evolution, oh no.  The Texas State Board of Education banned an environmental science textbook because, get this, it praised the Endangered Species Act and talked about global warming.  Yup, more of that evil, liberal, atheistic do-gooder Communist stuff.  Only an ignorant, uneducated doofus was say that protecting endangered species is a bad thing, but apparently, there are many ignorant, uneducated doofuses here is Texas, and they are making decisions for all of us.  It is actually in the Bible that Adam was given the responsibility to care for God’s creatures.  I don’t know about you, but exterminating species does not seem to me to show much caring.  Again, we have a very narrow-minded right-wing extreme that is willing to interpret their own sacred text in such a way as to justify their political viewpoints, even if it directly contradicts the sacred text!  Oh, and global warming?  Facts are facts.  The Earth has warmed over the past century, like it or not.  Get over it.

 

Want another one?  One textbook that mentioned that Muslim terrorists do not accurately reflect Muslim teaching was objected to as being too kind to Muslims.  Of course, those that personally know Muslims know that that statement is true, that radicals are no more a reflection of Muslim teachings as Timothy McVeigh was a typical American White man.  But, it doesn’t fit into the extremist political agenda, so out it goes.

 

I know those of you who do not live in Texas are saying, “So what?”  Here’s “What” -- the Shrub has promised to export our fine Texas educational system to the rest of the country.  Yes, you too can have your schools controlled by a fanatical group of evangelical Protestant Republican extremists.  (Can you say, “John Ashcroft?”)  Let’s flash back to the early 1930s, and the takeover of the German government by the National Socialists?  Remember what they did to the German youth?  Yes, that’s right, they restricted what they were allowed to learn to conform to the Nazi doctrine, and a within a decade had brainwashed an entire population to believe that Jews, Gypsies, and homosexuals were evil and had to be slaughtered.  Oh yeah, I forgot -- the same right-wing, Protestant, evangelical, Republican extremists who are wrestling control of our public schools are the same ones who say that the Holocaust never happened, that it was an invention of bleeding heart liberals.

 

So, do you know how to do the goose step?

 

 

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